Privacy Policy

Ignoramus, LLC (“we” or “our”), created this Privacy Policy (“Privacy Policy”) in order to ensure the confidence of visitors and customers (“you” or “your”) to our Web site (the “Site”), and to demonstrate our commitment to fair information practices and the protection of your privacy.  We use the information we collect about you to [provide you with a convenient shopping experience and to communicate with you about products, services and promotions].  Please read on for more details about our privacy policy.

1.          Types of Information Collected 

a.                   Traffic Data Collected.  We automatically track and collect the following information when you visit our Site: (i) IP address; (ii) domain server; (iii) type of computer; and (iv) type of web browser (collectively “Traffic Data”).  Traffic Data is anonymous information that does not personally identify you, but is helpful for marketing purposes or for improving your experience on the Site.  We also use “cookies” to customize content specific to [your interests or preferences,] [to ensure that you do not see the same advertisement repeatedly], [identify opportunities offered by our retail partners in your geographic area,] and to store your password so you do not have to re-enter it each time you visit the Site if applicable.  “Cookies” are files that your web browser places on your computer’s hard drive.  Cookies cannot be used by us to retrieve any personal information about you unless you have [previously] [registered? posted a sale?].

b.                  Personal Information Collected.  In order for you to access certain services, we may require you to provide us with information that personally identifies you (“Personal Information”).  Personal Information may include:  (i) Contact Data (such as your name, mailing address and e-mail address); (ii) Financial Data (such as your account or credit card number); and (iii) Demographic Data (such as your zip code, age and income).  If you communicate with us by e-mail or otherwise complete any of our online registration, forms, surveys or contest entries, any information provided in such communications may be collected as Personal Information.

2.         Uses of Information Collected

We use Contact Data to send you information about our company or our services, [or to alert you to items of interest, or to update information on sales in your area, or to provide promotional material from some of our partners,] or to contact you when necessary.  We use your Financial Data to [verify your qualifications for certain products or services and to bill you for products and services].  We use your Demographic Data to [customize and tailor your experience on the Site, displaying content that we think you might be interested in and according to your preferences].

3.         Sharing of Personal Information

To the extent required to provide our services to you, we will share your Personal Information with [our retail partners].  [Add instances and circumstances under which Personal Information would be provided to third parties, if any.  Alternatively, you can state that you will not share Personal Information with anyone.]

4.         User Choice Regarding Collection, Use and Distribution of Personal Information

You may choose not to provide us with any Personal Information.  In such an event, you can still access and use much of the Site; however, you will not be able to access and use those portions of the Site that require your Personal Information.

5.          Opting Out of Communications

We provide users with multiple opportunities to opt out of receiving communications from us [and our retail partners].  We may use any Personal Information we collect to notify you of [company updates, including new partners, new functionality, or other items of interest].  In every e-mail we send, we provide instructions regarding how to opt out of receiving future mailings.

6.         Confidentiality and Security of Personal Information

            We do not sell, trade or rent your Personal Information to others.  Except as otherwise provided in this Privacy Policy, we will keep your Personal Information private and will not share it with third parties, unless such disclosure is necessary to:  (a) comply with a court order or other legal process; (b) protect our rights or property; or (c) enforce the terms of any of our user agreements.

7.         User Ability to Update and Change Personal Information

Users may change or remove Personal Information previously provided by sending an e-mail to us at  <eric@absorbentlearning.com>.

8.         Other Limits to Your Privacy

The Site contains links to other Web sites.  We are not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such Web sites. 

9.         Updates and Changes to Privacy Policy

We reserve the right, at any time and without notice, to add to, change, update or modify this Privacy Policy, simply by posting such change, update or modification on the Site.  Any such change, update or modification will be effective immediately upon posting on the Site.

10.       Parental Consent for Children

We require that children under the age of 13 obtain the consent of their parents before providing any data about themselves, their [purchasing] profile, and their families.  Confirmation of parental consent should be made by sending an e-mail to us at <eric@absorbentlearning.com> authorizing the collection, use and disclosure of Personal Information.  Upon request, we also will provide to any parent whose child has provided Personal Information to us, upon proper identification of that parent, a description of the Personal Information collected from their child.   [Or, could state that the site is intended for purchases by adults over 18 only and that any use of the site by children under 18 must be with the involvement and consent of a parent or guardian.]

11.       Your Consent; Changes to this Policy

            By using our Site, you consent to the collection and use of Personal Information by us in accordance with this Privacy Policy.  We reserve the right to modify or amend this policy at any time.  We will update this policy to reflect new features, services and options, as well as any other changes with regard to the use of Personal Information.  Users of our site agree to accept this Privacy Policy and are aware that our policy may change over time. Continued use of our Site following any changes will signify that you agree to any changes.

12.       Security.

We use diligent efforts to protect the security and integrity of the information you provide to us once it is received on our systems. However, when you submit information about yourself over the Internet, the information may travel over many systems that are not under our control. We take the protection of user data very seriously and work to protect the security of your information. In the case of shopping pages, for example, the credit card information you submit is protected by secure servers. All Personal information, while being transmitted to us over the Internet, is encrypted with SSL (Secure Socket Layer).

12.       Tell Us What You Think

We welcome your questions and/or comments about our Privacy Policy, our Site, and your dealings with us.